Dilemma + meme
Dec. 30th, 2005 05:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
arccieAm really annoyed!
The computer has taken to automatically shutting down.
It's probably becuase of the heat over frying circuits and stuff (TOPPED 39 degrees celsius today) with it's automatic shutdown before overheating. Have had to take to the other computer, with horrid keyboard.
Meme... coz the heat fried my brain, and I'm trying to recover my creative brain cells.
(gacked from lil_blossom)
1) The first character I fell in love with
2) The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3) The character everyone else loves that I don't
4) The character I love that everyone else hates
5) The character I used to love but don't any longer
6) The character I would shag anytime
7) The character I'd want to be like
8) The character I'd slap
9) A pairing that I love
10)A pairing that I despise
Just for posterity's sake, coz I don't add all my fandoms to my interests list, coz it would be too long, I'll follow B-kins example and supply some fandoms:
PoT, FMA, Bleach, Shaman King, Naruto, Tactics, Kyou Kara Maou, Eyeshield 21, Loveless, Weiss Keuz, yuu Yuu Hakusho, Demon Diary, Get Backers, Harry Potter, Gundam Wing, etc and so on as I don't want to take the time to actually write any more out ;P
The computer has taken to automatically shutting down.
It's probably becuase of the heat over frying circuits and stuff (TOPPED 39 degrees celsius today) with it's automatic shutdown before overheating. Have had to take to the other computer, with horrid keyboard.
Meme... coz the heat fried my brain, and I'm trying to recover my creative brain cells.
(gacked from lil_blossom)
1) The first character I fell in love with
2) The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3) The character everyone else loves that I don't
4) The character I love that everyone else hates
5) The character I used to love but don't any longer
6) The character I would shag anytime
7) The character I'd want to be like
8) The character I'd slap
9) A pairing that I love
10)A pairing that I despise
Just for posterity's sake, coz I don't add all my fandoms to my interests list, coz it would be too long, I'll follow B-kins example and supply some fandoms:
PoT, FMA, Bleach, Shaman King, Naruto, Tactics, Kyou Kara Maou, Eyeshield 21, Loveless, Weiss Keuz, yuu Yuu Hakusho, Demon Diary, Get Backers, Harry Potter, Gundam Wing, etc and so on as I don't want to take the time to actually write any more out ;P
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on 2005-12-31 07:48 pm (UTC)Hee, Ling. Unfortunately, Ed would have to get past his protective ninja body guard who would throw things at him.
The only reason I'm not a Greed fan is because I keep reading Envy/Ed fics where Greed keeps raping Envy (it wouldn't happen >_<), and the fact that he doesn't last long in the manga... no he doesn't. Besides, New Greed is the shitz ::coughcoughspoilercoughcough::
The Envy thing is done and uberly crappy. But I stopped caring and overloaded on the word fuck in it. (stole one of your lines you told me too :P). And now that it's done, whatever happens happens. I'm 5 words over... I hope they don't care.
Envy scowled viscously at the sheet of paper on the desk. The paper practically glowing in its own fucking ‘bleached white paper’ way, mocking his own bitterly done scribbles back at him. The words ‘Envy's New Fucking Years Resolution of shitty FUCKING FUN!’ titling it in inky black pen.
“Write a resolution to create a goal for yourself,” their father had said. “Create a direction to follow.”
“Be useful, be productive, be creative,” Envy sneered to himself, quoting the words in loathsome. “What a waste of time.”
With one resolution down already, he’d effectively covered the first two requirements.
Resolution the first:
1) Impale Take better care of Pride (fucking shrimp), and get him to stop eating random things.
Oh Pride, as much as the new sin amused him with his aloof attitude, killing whomever without an eye twitch, he needed to stop putting things in his fucking mouth. Whether it’s because of lingering human instincts, or because he’s trying to copy Gluttony’s actions, he’s got to fucking stop. He’s gotten complaints from Lust about half eaten lipstick.
Speaking of which, why the fuck were they going to him? And how the hell did he end up being the designated guardian of the height lacking prat? Sure they fuck at times and often work together, but what part of him really screams ‘baby sitter?’ Put a knife on a chair and he’ll tell you where to fucking sit!
But now he sits on his chair trying to cover the creative part. Well, until Lust’s intrusion about eaten lipstick again.
Fuck
Now, where was the brat?!
Finding the shrimp with lipstick smeared on and in his mouth, he quickly dragged the boy into the bathroom, all but tossing him onto the toilet.
“Now see here Pride,” Envy started, cursing the voices mocking him for acting the parental role. A parent that fucks their kid? Sure, why not. “You can’t eat everything you see! In fact, don’t eat anything at all! You’re a fucking homunculus, act like it!”
Pride blinked bland, seemingly uncaring eyes at him. “Okay…”
“Okay? Okay?! That’s all you have to say? Oh fuck, too much effort. Here,” he tossed Pride a toothbrush. “Wipe that shit out of your mouth so I can finish that resolution crap.”
Why fucking lipstick anyways? Of all things. And now that Pride’s tried to wipe it off, he looks like a whore with lipstick smeared lips, breath now minty, and legs straddling the seat.
Goddamn pansy! Suppose next you'll be wanting to prance about and wear tutus.
Envy snickered at the thought of Pride (or ochibi-san) in a tutu, a pink bondage tutu for that matter. Then smiled at an idea.
Pride soon found himself pinned to the toilet seat, a knee between his legs.
Bathroom sex with the door wide open, and images of Pride in a kinky bondage tutu? Envy grinned like a fucking LOON.
Creative… eh?
Resolution the second:
2) Sex with pride: it should be riskier, quirkier, kinkier, and a fuck lot more often.
~fin~